The Lonely Island - Reba Lyrics

The Lonely Island - Reba Lyrics

[Andy:]
Oh, it’s been a long time coming
Two of the world’s greatest
America’s Sweetheart, Ms. Reba McEntire
(Yeah, yeah, how you doin’, Andy?)
We ’bout to take it to the top
Hit ‘em, Reba

[Kenan:]
Haters in my face try to keep me down
But you know we keep on shining (Here we go!)
Two crazy big stars from opposite worlds
‘Bout to set this track on fire
(Yeah, she’s the queen of country)
He’s a comedy prince
Makin’ something out of nothing
(We hooked up in the studio to make this song!)
But as usual we ended up fucking (No doubt!)

[Andy:]
Flashback to when I first met Reba
Sitcom dressing room, puffing on cheeba
I said I was a fan, she said “groovy”
Dropped her denim skirt and said, “hop to it”
Made love all night (More like we fucked!)
Kids banging on the door, tryna interrupt
But them autographs can wait
Cause this is way too strong
I can’t leave it alone
Because her pussy’s the bomb

[Kenan:]
Well my pussy is the bomb and that’s a fact
But these n-words keep on tripping (Okay!)
So I stay on my grind and drop these hits
Cause I can’t go back to stripping (I’m Reba!)
(You’re my undercover freak)
And you’re my best friend, but our families don’t approve
(That’s right ’cause I’m a city boy)
And I’m a country girl
And I’ll never leave your sweet balls blue

[Andy:]
Ay, because a girl like Reba’s got just what I need
With big, broad shoulders and a red ass weave (And a penis)
Hot damn, she fly
All she wanna do is fuck me
I’m a lucky guy (I’m a guy too)
My friends think I should dump her
They say she’s a man who found a wig in a dumpster
(Your friends are smart)
Naw, Rebs, they’re just jealous cause I’m dating a star
Instead of hanging with the fellas (Hanging like my nuts)
Word up, they’re just liars
They can’t believe that I could pull Reba McEntire

[Kenan:]
Since I came out my mama’s butt
I knew I was destined for greatness
I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig
And thought, “Hey brother, I’m gon’ take this” (Tell ‘em, Reba!)
So I put it right on and took a stroll
Right over to 30 Rock (SNL!)
I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba
And I made him suck my dirty cock

[Andy:]
So there you have it
Two worlds collide
We the new Bonnie and Clyde (Reba!)
From haystacks to Maybachs, our love will survive
For Reba I ride, ’til the day that we die (I’m Reba!)

The Lonely Island Ft. Michael Bolton - Jack Sparrow Lyrics

The Lonely Island Ft. Michael Bolton - Jack Sparrow Lyrics

[INTRO]

Intercom: Guys Michael Bolton is here
Andy: Oh great, send him in.
Michael: Hey guys
All: Hey thanks for coming.
Andy: How’s it goin’?
Michael: I’m really sorry I’m late I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon…have you seen those things?
All: Oh yeah, those are great.
Michael: Well I listened to your track and I loved it, and I wrote you this big, sexy hook I think you’re gonna really dig.
Andy: Oh wow, that’s great. You wanna just lay it down?
Michael: Boys lets get to it (to it to it to it)

[ANDY]
Here we go
Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton (Michael: YEAH)
The night starts now
On track
The boys are back
The night starts now
The night starts now, baby, roll with us
Chickies snappin’ at the neck when we rollin’ up (Michael: Rollin’up!)
Club front doors ain’t no holdin’ up
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck (Michael: Come on!)

[JORMA]
It’s The Lonely Island
Welcome to the set
Some fellas lookin’ jealous
Play that back and get wet (Michael: YEAH YEAH)
??? at my waist shank in my sock
You either get cut get stuffed or get shot

[MICHAEL]
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas (Andy: What?)
A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze

[AKIVA]
Yeah, that was kinda weird but we’re back in the club
Buyin’ out the bar so the groupies show us love (Michael: Keira Knightley!)
A fifth of ice man
I’m the top gunna
Heater on blast
I’m the number one stunna (Michael: Jack Sparrow!)

[ANDY]
Watch your girl because I ain’t your mister nice guy
More like the meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy
All dressed up with nowhere to run
I know I make you feel crazy when I—
(Michael: Now back to the good part!!!)

[MICHAEL]
One day he was born
He yearned for adventure (Andy: NO!)
Oh Captain Jack (Jorma: Yeah)
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He’s the pauper of the surf
The jester of Tortuga
But in Davy Jones locker
What lies in store? (Akiva: Yeah, we’ve seen the movie)

[ANDY]
Put your hands in the air
And say hell yeah

[MICHAEL]
Captain Jack (Andy: What?)
Johnny Depp (Andy: No)

[JORMA]
From the front to the back
Saying we count stacks c’mon

[MICHAEL]
Davy Jones (Jorma: Nope)
Giant squid (Jorma: Wrong)

[AKIVA]
Michael Bolton, we’re really gonna need you to focus up

[MICHAEL]
Roger that let me try it with another film (Andy: Wait)
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (Andy: Not better)
Though I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed
I give Jenny all my love (Akiva: Come ON)
Okay, then I’m a legal aid
Erin Brockovich is my name (Akiva: Oh god)
Then you can call me Scarface
Snortin’ mountains of cocaine (Andy: It doesn’t matter)
You cockroaches wanna play rough?
Okay, I’m reloaded! HA HA!
This is the tale of Tony Montana
This is the tale!
Cool ??? flame
With Miami ???
European wife

Your coke is polluted
This whole town’s a pussy
Just waiting to get fucked
Just waiting to get fucked! (Andy: Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile)
You complete me (Andy: Yeah, yeah okay)